tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-117370782011-11-19T13:06:22.807+01:00Guttural writing and interactive mind games from 'the sweetest girl on the Internet'. No minors or morally outraged, please! ;-)Jakobnoreply@blogger.comBlogger191100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737078.post-1121036776424785902005-07-11T01:02:00.000+02:002007-02-08T10:09:20.370+01:00

Sweden has been hot the last week, far too hot for a country with floor heating and hot water-warmed towel hangers but no AC. All I want to do right now is to sit and lubricate my inside and outside while I hum Juifs errants de Norwège, dites-moi la neige, anciens exilés chers, dites-moi la mer to a catchy little tune until we take the boat out to the Stockholm archipelago, but since I didn't

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Meet Danielle. She is exactly like me. Except totally opposite. And a better dancer.I was introduced to her by a male friend of mine, who had started talking to her, and suggested that she and her equally pretty cousin should stage a 'catfight and bare-ass spanking' photo session. She rightly thought the idea was ridiculous, but comical, and they got acquainted.I'm a tough chick that don't

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When even a sweeet schoolmam (and a brilliant writer to boot) asks to see my tits, I realize that I have to comply. I just hope she doesn't bring me to 'Show and Tell'!However, a nice girl is not supposed to do things like that for free. (It somehow prevents people from buying cows, although I never quite understood how.) So I asked a more professional girl I happened to meet what the proper

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Did he envision me naked, handcuffed to one of the trees outside the house with the key in a chain around my neck, surrounded by laughing party guests, begging for someone to set me free?After the U.S., the U.K., and Canada, the largest visitor group this blog has comes from Singapore. This probably has several reasons; I gather that blogging is very big there, most Singaporeans are fluent in

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What are you really looking for in a woman?After having laughed myself silly the whole afternoon at the claptrap advice offered by the "Improve Your Dating" industry via various blogs and other sites (not at the people reading it, though), I would like to offer my own tips to men for a rewarding relationship. To men, mind you, not boys, even though boys might be the major audience for this type

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Like the image?Get it for yourself!Yeah - I got unbanned from commenting on the Conservative Crackpot blog I happened to visit the other day. Uh...thanks I suppose. It may have been a tough decision after a heated debate. I don't know - I had no say whatsoever in it. Who knows, maybe I'll end up at their site again sometime; several people from the site have left comments here. The comments have

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Like the image?Get it for yourself!I enjoy attention, support, and compliments as much as the next girl (more, some would say), but there still is a kind of group where I never seem to fit in, even if I try: The Mutual Admiration Societies. This is partly because I'm a bit of a tease; when I'm in a naughty mood, I enjoy infuriating men I meet to the point where their confused fantasies about what

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Like the image?Get it for yourself!When I signed up for the FriendFinder network (which you all are welcome to join) I entered all kinds of information about myself, including selecting my religion from a drop-down list. I selected 'Atheist' without hesitation, since I simply don't believe there is a God in any reasonably religious sense of the word. This wasn't a hard choice; I am clear over my

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I haven’t updated this blog lately – sorry about that, but I have received so much personal mail about my previous entries that I just haven’t had the time. Everyone I haven’t answered yet: Please forgive me, I have saved your mail and hope to find the time to reply later.Some of the messages have been friendly, some less friendly. I will tell you about the less friendly another time, and

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Like the image?Get it for yourself!Now I have read the movie script I am considered for a pilot role in. Of course it could all be a scam; a scheme to meet women (let's all say O-V-E-R-K-I-L-L). It could also be a business strategy - tricking actresses into working for minimum wages doing risqué or kinky scenes in what they think are pilots (short proof-of-concept scenes for financers from a

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Trusted friends and patient listeners, as I mentioned before a Swedish film producer saw a video of me and expressed an interest to include me in the making of a pilot film to raise financing for his new action comedy. Now I have met him, and I still feel a bit stunned.At his office, we made some test shoots with me standing, walking, running, crawling, and jumping while saying different lines,

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Because of my fiasco, I'll probably have more time to spend on my fundraiser for a while. Thank you all for the donations and votes received so far, and thank you for the interesting suggestions of other charity work (besides my own alternatives 1.Feed homeless, 2.Play for the elderly, and 3.Help schoolkids) you could sponsor my doing.If you have a really good idea of another good deed for me to

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Dear friends, I think I blew the job interview. I could never tell anyone at home about it, so I am ever so grateful to have you to share my secrets and 'coveries with, even though this one is really embarrassing. (And if you want to hear about it, please excuse the rude language.) I will honestly try to tell the whole story. Brrr...I reported at the front desk and was asked to sit down and wait

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The job interview is tomorrow, and I'm a bit nervous. I just wanted to thank you all again for your donations and votes so far, and thank my best friend Suse (yes, nicknamed after the Linux brand) for calming me down and (almost) convincing me that I still will have time for Chores, Charities and Cha-Cha even if I get a job.Suse and I have been friends for many years in several countries, and

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Dear (still mostly) faceless Internet friends: I may get a job in graphic design!Dad knows someone who knows someone...you know...so I'm scheduled for an interview on April 4th. It'll be nice to have something to do, at least until the fall when I probably should go back to school. At the same time, I panic a little (as usual when I start something new), and feel that I haven't finished what I

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Here's my revenge photo of Becky for making my new Internet friends think I was naked. Like her, I barged into the room and caught her (almost) unaware. I won't show you the whole picture, but this photo should give me enough firepower to make her think twice before fooling me again into publishing embarrassing pictures. Ma-ha-ha-hah...

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Welcome to my new blog! Since we recently moved to a new country I have a bit of time on my hands while finding a job or an education and getting to know new people, so I decided to honestly and openly share any new 'coveries with you, my still faceless Internet friends.It’s not all lonely idling, though – my best friend is here too, since her father is a colleague of Dad’s, and I have become

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XMLive is a new open-algorithm initiative to break the stranglehold by Micro$oft and a few others on free communication and resource-sharing over the Internet. It is an XML-based 'middle layer' for Internet-based applications and services, which, unlike existing programming, content, and discovery services, is based on transparent, reusable 'building blocks', modifiable by anyone without needing

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Again: Thank you so much for all your comments and e-mails, both the traditional ones and the less traditional ones. (The other week, I got a mail containing three pictures of different kinds of fairly plastic shoes with very high heels, presumably copied from some fashion websites, together with my own drawing of myself naked, duplicated twice, with my whole body smeared black - probably the

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