The Shorter the Skirt, the Higher the Kick

Guttural writing and interactive mind games from 'the sweetest girl on the Internet'. No minors or morally outraged, please! ;-)

Game: Hex Bomb

When even a sweeet schoolmam (and a brilliant writer to boot) asks to see my tits, I realize that I have to comply. I just hope she doesn't bring me to 'Show and Tell'!

However, a nice girl is not supposed to do things like that for free. (It somehow prevents people from buying cows, although I never quite understood how.) So I asked a more professional girl I happened to meet what the proper charge for a simple flash would be. 'Oh, about a hundred dollars' she said, Then she paused, looked me over again, and said 'Or maybe fifty...' Something in her eyes made me decide to charge thirty-five dollars, and donate the money to a worthy cause, although I'm really against charity.

So to check my assets, you need to donate thirty-five bucks to XMLive. You can use your wealth and donate the money from your own pocket by clicking on the heart below 'About Me' in the right column (enter your e-mail address in the donor information, I'll send you an uncovered picture), or you can use your wits and win the money from me.

If you want to try winning the money from me, we'll play a game I used to play sitting or lying down on the rubber door mat in a school I went to. Player 1 (you) uses silver dollars, and player 2 (me) uses golden dollars. We take turns placing coins on the board (i.e. mat), and your objective is to create an unbroken chain of coins in adjacent 'cells' (hexagonal bumps in the mat) between the left and the right side of the board. Mine is to create an unbroken chain of coins between the upper and the lower side of the board. The first one to create the chain wins, and gets all the money on the board.

A winning game for you could look like this:

And a winning game for me could look like this:

You go first, and you need minimum seven coins to create a winning chain. To even out the odds since I play second, I only need minimum six coins, but in reality we'll usually both have to spend a bit more.

So I have covered my topless self with thirty-five golden dollars, which I'll use for the game. (If I win any silver dollars from you, I won't use them to cover myself - just to celebrate.) Win the golden dollars off me to see what I hide underneath! Remember though, it's a very mathematical game and I'm pretty good at it. So far, 21 people have stripped me completely online - but that's a number I expect to see auto-updated next time I check this post.

Play on:

18 bounce-backs:

Anonymous Christopher says...,

Woo-hoo, I beat you! Want to play double or nothing and really get to the bottom of this?

Anonymous Pitsky says...,

damn...that was my vacation fund...

Anonymous James Ashley says...,

Wow, what an awesome site. I'm hooked. And you're a very scary young lady.

Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not says...,

Shoot, and I sent all those photos to those guys who told me that good girls don't charge. :(

Blogger gregoire says...,

can you make one with your bro?


Blogger n.v. says...,

Trix, you're so sassy. I'll be reading this tomorrow. I'm so late to sleep. Day jobs suck my nards.


Blogger n.v. says...,

Le Serpent, are you le gay?

Blogger GPV says...,

trix,if you show me your tits I'll show you mine.

Blogger Trixie says...,

Christopher: Sure, but this time I won't provide your betting money. Up for it?

Pitsky: Well, what other relaxation than this could you need?

James: Thanks, especially for the 'scary' part! Good luck in revitalizing your own blog - mixing beer brewing, IP rights and SEO seems like a great start! (Especially if done simultaneously) Booh!

Alice: 'Good girls don't charge', I really like that. I'll embroider it on a tapestry and hang it next to 'Good girls don't cry' and 'Good girls don't tell'.

Serp: As I told you before, the best thing I can do for you in that department AFAIK is to wear a fake moustache. That's OK though, I've done way weirder things...

Nonvoc: Quit your day job, live by your looks. By the way, what ever could make you think le that of Le Serp?

GPV: I'll admit that in addition to Brains and Bling-Bling, Body is a valid currency too. So what do you have to offer? All I have seen is your house and your drawings. How about a self-portrait?

Blogger schuey says...,

tell me what you want and I trade it. :)

Blogger Sniffy says...,

Really fun posts, make an
"interesting " read.

Blogger Skarr says...,

Highly unusual blog and one of the better ones I've seen...

I did play and lost but I'm a sport and won't accuse you of anything!

I wish I could buy and display your mug in the office but I know it will probably get me fired !

Blogger dimlightslittlecity says...,

lol, good idea! :)

Blogger SeizeTheNite says...,

A lot of people would disagree with using the word "sweet" to describe me...

Now all I can imagine is men everywhere playing your game for hours until they win...
Though I'm willing to bet it will be worth the effort.

Anonymous humuhumu nukunuku apua‘a says...,

um... maybe i'm the first to notice, but isn't this one of the games where it's impossible to win? at least the way it's set up? This game has been my boredom reliever for the day.. and I haven't won yet.

Blogger Trixie says...,

Schuey: I thought I made it clear in my post what I want? Wits or wallet, my good fellow...

Sniffy: XOXOX If you continue to let older (I guess?) ladies like me twist you, you will certainly become a fine young man.

Skarr: Thanks, your blog is very interesting too - congratulations on the book deal! I don't mind accusations though, they make me feel so Jeanne d'Arc.

DimLights: You should do the same! Whatever you try to convince me and your other avid readers of, you're an obvious hottie. I mean, look at your picture for Chrissake...

SeizeTheNite: I'm sure a lot of people would disagree (the one you shot for instance), and I sincerely hope you didn't mind too much being used as a cheap laugh excuse like this (who would?) - but seriously, the way you describe the kids makes me wish that if I get my own troubled little brats one day they will at least have a teacher just like you.

Humuhumu...etc: I use a couple of different playing patterns, and let's just say some are very hard to win against. But of course, being beaten, humiliated, and (virtually) robbed a whole day has its charm too... Thanks for playing - hope you enjoyed it!

Anonymous Anonymous says...,

lol- you can't win.....she's only got 6 shapes to get through while we have 7

Anonymous Anonymous says...,

That's why we start - as soon as you placed your first dollar, both sides have "6 shapes to get through". Some of her playing algorithms are bloody impossible to beat, though...


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